Hello everyone. It's finally happened. I have a blog. Jesus Christ. Another set of flapping digital gums, another face-anus, spewing forth another torrent of bullshit into the overflowing opinion-sewer that is the internet. I've been wanting to do this for about a year now, but you know, apathy, laziness and procrastination are things. I don't care much whether anyone reads this or not, but somewhere, someone might be thinking; "Hmm, I'm missing that perfect blend of scatological humour, vitriol and over-analysis of events that don't matter." Well, that one person out there is in luck, assuming they ever find this.
You see, I have a lot of unspent anger, a lot of things that I want to talk about that I don't normally get the chance to, and a wish to improve my writing style. I'll be writing all sorts on here, be it reviews of CDs I buy or films I watch, playing in The Angry Seed, skateboarding, WWE, UFC, cricket, football, NFL, politics, news, science, things that I see or do, or whatever happens to be on my mind at the time, and all the while, try and be as entertaining as possible.
I'm new to this whole blogging thing too, so if anybody who's already on blogger reads this, give me a hand on how to spruce this thing up a bit. I'm rubbish at any sort of visual design, and the editing gubbins got a bit too much for a start, so help out in the comments.
